Stand by to fire at Disqus base.

I hope this Kinja thing actually happens or else I'm gonna have to nuke my Disqus account…

I sometimes upvoted long comments without reading them, because I appreciated the effort!

The prequels actually don't deserve our hatred!

My favorite film critic is Armond White

I don't like Weird Al

The Death Star has cleared the planet.
The Death Star has cleared the planet.

Alien Resurrection is the best film in the Alien series.

Release the Kinjakaur!

One other person is typing…

Hormel Black Label™ Bacon 4 LYFE

Classic Doctuar

Where is that?

*blasts Ernie the Kinja Tech* Boring commenting system anyway.

"Do you seriously think I'd explain my master stroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome? I did it thirty-five minutes ago." — Ozymandias the Kinja Tech

It's 10:55 central time!

*Ernie the Kinja Tech frantically blows whistle*

Fire, kill it with

Ernie the Kinja Tech has forgotten the face of his father.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO