Holy shit.

Why Do All These Needy Women Keep Sucking My Cock?

Only a femisith deals in absolutes.

For Our Consideration: xy doesn't deserve your hatred

:(

I don't expect my own comments to be affected by Kinja, since the only appropriate response to most of them is a sad shake of the head.

I don't expect my own comments to be affected by Kinja, since the only appropriate response to most of them is a sad shake of the head.

Although, I'm weirdly cheered up by learning about this, because he's not dead anymore!

Wow. As someone who was absolutely gutted to hear of E. Buzz's death, I find this upsetting.

Uhhh yeah, what the hell?

I plan to stick around to see how it goes, but I'm not optimistic. I left io9 and Jalopnik, which already had pretty horrible commenting systems, because Kinja somehow managed to be even worse.

But I came here for an argument!

🎶 Kinja coming, Kinja coming
Throw it on the fire, throw it on the fire, throw it on the
We're not scaremongering
This is really happening

TURN AROUND A.V. CLUB!!!

Never mind this shit…here comes Eclipso!

Game developers were so preoccupied with whether or not they could make a Jurassic Park game, they didn't stop to think if they should!

Oh my God, Dog is driving!

"You're fired! I like Secret Service agents who don't get shot!"

I'll probably just lure my drunken, abusive spouse into an abandoned well.

Overheard this morning: "I still don't get why looking at the eclipse is bad for you." It's gonna be a great week for ophthalmologists!