For-fuckin-ever's gonna start tonight!

Every now and then I get a little bit terrified I SEE THE FUCKIN' LOOK IN YOUR EYES

I doubt they'd even notice the difference!

It worked at Altamont!

Not the A.V. Club

I would hate to be the agent who has to take a bullet for Trump. Talk about a thankless duty.

Kinja

Thanks but I'm Gouda for now!

He looks like he's been…uh…straining…

We had a small marker in my town, but the mayor had it yanked out earlier this week. I like our mayor.

You'll probably want some wet naps to wipe that down with after.

Killed 'im? It nearly rectum!

That's extra, but the van ride includes a showing of Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

Well for one thing James Woods is still alive.

Shit? The woods are a great place for that!

I don't think we can take anything for granite.

I could vandalize a plate of kale chips!

"Murder um killa"??? Does he mean "murder them, killer" or "murder them killers"? I can't even with this.

*Ruth Buzzi angrily tweets Li'l Bow Bow's home address*

Upvoted, but reluctantly since you go to Arby's enough to notice changes in their products.