I've never satisfied my curiosity about these things without deeply regretting it.

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…Woman And Man?

That sounds about right.

Nietzsche said, if you gaze long into an assbyss, the assbyss also gazes into you.

I liked Lou Grant

The Kickstarter for my Cones of Dunceshire game is blowing up on Parks & Rec fan forums.

I hope white supremacists will donate generously to my charity, The Foundation for the Sons of the Confederacy (of Dunces).

I was planning on feeling bad this weekend anyway, so I'll check it out!

Look, Das Racist might not have been everyone's cup of tea, but they don't deserve to be booted from Spotify.

Count Erpoint confirmed as undead Russ Meyer.

With all these millennials? It's bound to be a bust.

That joke was the pits!

Good call. I rage typed then deleted about five comments before bowing to the futility of it.

Why does Pratt, the largest Chris, not simply eat the other three?

Walmarts all look the same, too. After all that traveling I wouldn't even know What State I Am In.

NOW IM FUCKIN FALLIN APART

Well, crap. Things aren't looking good for my Nazi-themed Costco haul videos.

His films are pretty good.

He's tough enough to take a few Taps.

2 Cocks 2 Cruise