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I agree, but it's still pretty shocking!

I'm seeing double! Four Dope Queens!

Thank you, it's all coming back now…for better or worse…

Sounds like some weird, wild stuff!

*taps fart soundboard*

What about Primer the movie?

I would say that Hook was pretty awful, though not unwatchably so.

I enjoyed a lot of things in the 80s, but most genre/action movies were cheesy and awful, and no Internet made for a lonely existence for people with non-mainstream interests who didn't live in big cities. I remember when AOL and Prodigy came along, and suddenly there were all these kids talking to each other who had

I'm starting to think you don't really have the best interests of Hollywood at heart….

But what if it's a hit? They'll just make more of the same! It'll never end!

— Divine

:(

"Hey man, you should get Freedom Rock too!" That ad really raised my expectations for marijuana in a way that the reality couldn't live up to!

I'm only a few chapters into it, and so far it seems like fairly inoffensive fun. I do get a litte thrill out of getting the references, but it seems like Cline also explains too many of them, so that it starts to feel like the book isn't really being written for me — 40-something child of the 80s — but for younger

I'm trying to remember where the catchphrase "Hey man, remember the 80s?" came from…but I've forgotten.

Hey, if some stranger wants to share my experience of staring glumly at an empty checking account, who am I to refuse?

Haha, next you'll tell me that the roasted white person I ate at grandma's house last Thanksgiving was actually some kind of "goose."

"Why would I need web based email when I have a perfectly good email program on my computer?" — Genius Prognosticator Fake Socks, while selling off his Amazon stock at $10/share

I went to day camp as a kid, and fucking hated it! I would have been delighted if some dumbass camp event was ruined by the stupid president. This may be the one Trump administration act I can applaud!

I've also never actually seen white people make honking noises, or eat saltine crackers!