That's how they got creamed.

I only have A-ha, Ambrosia, and Adam Ant on my iPhone.

Well, they were originally going to hang a picture, but…

You want Suicide Squads? Because this is how you get Suicide Squads!

I'm about to release my own app that lets white people simulate being a person of color! When you press the button, it automatically debits 25% of your next paycheck!

Too soon!

I loved the joke on The Good Place about the British show that "ran for 16 years on the BBC — they did almost 30 episodes!"

But we haven't even seen Louie die as we've been promised for five seasons!

I dunno, it would take some powerful magic to make me feel positive these days.

Eight Heads In a Snowflake Ass

Damn it, you willed it into existence!

Holocaust? More like Fauxlocaust!

I do understand, and I don't mean to denigrate any of the AVC staff individually. IMO the writers are all talented and I believe the site would look very different if you guys were free to follow your muses. But as a longtime reader, I am very disappointed with the way the site has changed recently. I mean, it is what…

I'm trying to pull my ass head, but it's caught on my ass hat!

Well that's…odd.

Secret? I thought her fake marriage to Tom Cruise was common knowledge.

Como Chingué a Tu Madre

*Theresa May angrily tweets Barry Corbin's home address*

4 out of 5 nuclear sub captains recommend Trident!

One can only listen to "Our House" so many times!