Seeso was not seen, so…

But lacking any lfs.

Seeso

I believe the current exchange rate is 2 girls = 1 cup.

Last Tango on Coruscant

Porgy & Bossk

No worries, Kinja will include a duplicate joke alert.

Porg.

The fastest runners will survive longest, so Star Wars fans will be the first to be eaten.

WE ARE PORG RESISTANCE IS FUTILE

2004 Me: "Google? More like Boondoggle!"

If he ever decides (or is able?) to publish a compilation of his essays, I would totally purchase that compilation.

I love "Yah Mo Be There"!

I wanna be in full compliance!

I'm riding my office chair like a bronco while singing "We'll Meet Again," but it doesn't seem to be making my co-workers feel any better.

Thanks to that Metallica article, I read this as "Harlem Globetrotter takes a shit from a damn helicopter."

I wish I could contact my 90s self and tell him, you know this crazy shit that you think portends the End Times? You ain't seen nothing yet.

Probably — and didn't he also develop a pain medication dependency at the time? I can understand why he felt compelled to finish out the Dark Tower series — he probably wasn't too confident of his longevity — but I do wish he'd go back over those books now and do a thorough revision. Even for Dark Tower, they're way…

I hope he didn't get a Lyft to…drop his kids off at the pool.

Nothing else matters right now.