Yeah, but now they're golden!

He was a Micturator of Poppets

Don't pee me like that!

The $5.98 E Pee

Wee the peeple

I think my favorite thing here is a conversation that has been going on between two friends in the comments of a long-forgotten AVC article, apparently for many years. I don't know if it's still going on, and I've forgotten what article it is, but I was very moved when I saw it. I hope they're still talking!

It's Pats all the way down!

Poor guy. So sorry for your loss.

Christ, what an asshole!

Still gainfully employed…so I got that going for me!

Old man Kinja'll pay fifty cents on the upvote for every comment you got!

I have to periodically retreat to the office restroom because people keep walking up behind me and startling me this morning. So they're both nervous dumps and also nervousness relief dumps.

Happy birthday and enjoy the golf! (Er, assuming you were referring to golf.)

I thought it was Miley who was Younger Now.

*Spike Lee angrily tweets Long Dong Silver's home address*

At least it was free!

Two things!

Ah, thank you. I was wondering what the financial interest was in foisting this thing upon an unwilling community. Although, doesn't the universally negative reaction (I don't think I've seen a single person on any of the Kinja sites say they liked Kinja) make it not that appealing to prospective clients??

I'm seeing triple here! Three McConaugheys!

30 years later, I remain chilled by my realization, from seeing a bumper sticker, that war is not healthy for children and other living things.