I do understand, and I don't mean to denigrate any of the AVC staff individually. IMO the writers are all talented and I believe the site would look very different if you guys were free to follow your muses. But as a longtime reader, I am very disappointed with the way the site has changed recently. I mean, it is what…

I'm trying to pull my ass head, but it's caught on my ass hat!

Well that's…odd.

Secret? I thought her fake marriage to Tom Cruise was common knowledge.

Como Chingué a Tu Madre

*Theresa May angrily tweets Barry Corbin's home address*

4 out of 5 nuclear sub captains recommend Trident!

One can only listen to "Our House" so many times!

Seeso was not seen, so…

But lacking any lfs.

Seeso

I believe the current exchange rate is 2 girls = 1 cup.

Last Tango on Coruscant

Porgy & Bossk

No worries, Kinja will include a duplicate joke alert.

Porg.

The fastest runners will survive longest, so Star Wars fans will be the first to be eaten.

WE ARE PORG RESISTANCE IS FUTILE

2004 Me: "Google? More like Boondoggle!"

If he ever decides (or is able?) to publish a compilation of his essays, I would totally purchase that compilation.