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I don't recall those sketches being mean-spirited or insulting towards Pat — the jokes were about Pat innocently giving out conflicting/confusing info that thwarted everyone's attempts to figure out Pat's gender. It was a satire of awkward social situations (and a pretty gentle one for the times). Pat was depicted as

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These puns won't go over easy with the deceased's family, though.

Way too soon, but omelet it go.

Can you also make gimmick accounts complaining about Supper Club and Great Job, Internet! articles? It would cut down on a lot of duplicate effort!

I just hope no one makes a tasteless joke about yet another black man being killed by whites.

Decent TV coverage and actually interesting pop culture columns like World of Flops died for this crap?

Tsark Tank

Pictured: Marwan Kenzari thinking, "So it's come to this."

*Spike Lee angrily tweets David Dinkins' home address*

Hey, whatever floughts your bought!

Dunkin' makes me feel good!

I wish I had a King Soopers in my area, so I could go to a grocery store called King Soopers.

Quiet Fucking Carts?

That's because they keep secretly replacing your coffee with Folger's.

I have visited Columbus, and can confirm that the city is made up of static, carefully framed wide shots.

To alcohol! The cause of — and cause of — all of Tara Reid's problems!

Tara Reid is definitely scarier.

Yeah, but it's currently not habitable due to a Circle of Snakes infestation.