I would imagine that any ass house owned by Danzig would be spooky!

There was also some weird shit going on in my videotape, which is why I labeled it "Cheers Season 2."

I got an Andrew Ridgeley notification for this?

Also, why is there a wall in the first place, if you just need magic to keep them out? Why not just like a big magical tarp?

Do you mind if I forward this to my boss?

Whenever Erin wasn't on screen, Erin was asking, "Where's Erin?"

Stop Wasting Time On The Internet And Do Your Job, Internet!

I'm looking forward to Lamar's next single, "Diabetes."

What the fuck

Say it isn't so!

Someone stole my outrage cycle off of my porch yesterday. I…have no feelings about that.

I'd say the problem is that King is a writer of characters, rather than a plot spinner. On a plot level his books are usually either pretty clichéd or ridiculous (haunted car). What makes them compelling is King's ability to create fleshed out, realistic characters and immerse the reader into their thoughts and…

Jon Rowe?

SPOILER FOR GAME OF THRONES EPISODE "THE SPOILS OF WAR" AIRING SUNDAY AUGUST 6 ON HBO

It was no Moon.

Star Wars? Nein!

You will find a new definition of pain and suffering, as you are slowly downvoted over a thousand years.

Trevorrowland

No worries — by the time we're all dead, these films will be cranked out automatically by Lucasfilm AIs!

"My career prospects are getting worse all the time!"
— Colin Trevorrow