For old men.

It doesn't make me too sour, dough.

I can't look at it, it's way too long.

These X-Men spinoffs are getting out of control.

I for one am nostalgic for the reign of Charli XCIX.

"Milkshake" was already taken.

The only reason I didn't turn off Crazy Ex-Girlfriend is that it immediately moved to West Covina!

The Edible Egg left some big shoes to fill.

Yeeeeaaaahhh hot d- wait a minute, I don't care.

"What knockers!"
"Why thank you Qyburn."

They're the Star Wars defense program of Westeros!

Whenever someone isn't throttling Littlefinger, the audience should be asking, "Why isn't someone throttling Littlefinger?"

I'm gonna stick a pin in this comment and circle back around later for a deeper dive.

When you play the Game of Thrones, you win or you…continue playing indefinitely.

Soup was ruined for me last episode, and now pot pie. I'm not sure how they'll do it but I fully expect them to ruin hamburgers next episode.

[One year later]

Can my Dumbledore/Garth Brooks slash fic be the fifth Cloverfield movie?

For some reason the only scene in Jaws the novel that I remember is the restaurant scene with Hooper and Brody's wife, where she decides to sleep with him and then goes to the bathroom to powder her undercarriage.

They know they're completely unqualified for their jobs. It's like imposter syndrome except worse because they're actually imposters.

The usual gang!