Truly the darkest of endings!

I'm always at the rear of the line for good pun threads!

TRUMP GRILL

Criticizing the bodies of actors starring in films about anorexia? Appropriate!

That would be a sage choice.

Don't speak ill of her!

What about Joe Mama?

Jaume Collet-Serra really tells it like it is!

Suicide…by canceraids!

Is that you, David Irving??

Holy FUCK is this show bad. I'm actually a little upset that I willingly subjected myself to this insipid nonsense. This is like, Dexter level ineptitude.

They have to have Cheddar, it's the single most popular cheese in the world!

I will have the gabagool.

The cat's eaten it!

We'd better just imprison them all, just to be safe.

Yeah, you're right of course. Well, here's hoping this fucking circus flames out before the end of the year.

I guess this has been the Trump strategy all along? Steady nonstop bombardment with outrage bait, so when the real shit comes down everyone is too fatigued to care.

ANGRY FACE

Great, another article about the Trump administration

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