I call IBS on this story.

On second thought, let's not go to Castle Rock. 'Tis a silly place.

Shh! You wanna get sued?

These days those stories are usually on the national news.

*claps feebly while hanging from shackles*

Noooooooooo

It's funny because it's true! *tips Pringles can upside down over mouth*

None more dark!

Metal health will drive you mad!

Dark Days: The Darkness: Prelude to Darkness

What IS the deal??

Murderin' makes me feel good!

Idahova!

All of those covers become hilarious if you imagine Batman with a flaming sword in his ass.

I'm just wondering how those old ladies in San Diego cobbled together enough money to buy an arena!

That's bad!

That's good!

Tickets will cost $4.44

An øniøn once bit my sister

Also a big cryer who isn't affected by onions. Maybe the constant bathing in tears forms some kind of protective coating on the eyeballs? Let me go test this by spraying some oven cleaner into my face.