Show some respect, our founding fathers fought and died for the right to bear teeth.

Chapter One

Would you Kylie stop with the puns

These Ain't Glad Sandwich Bags XXX

It's also confusing because I think the word "taco" has come to mean both the style of food, and also "taco flavor," which is kind of its own thing. So I would expect a "taco salad" to have ground beef with taco seasoning, and if it didn't I would probably call it a ground beef salad. And dash it to the ground!

He's a busy filmmaker and doesn't have time to keep track of every boy band from its inception!

And then he gets pissed off when people he's talking to say "what?"

When you Zaius eat it?

IT'S A TROPEHOUSE…A TROPEHOUSE!!!

Not to mention baby poop is totally not vegan.

Garfield Minus Garfield just isn't the same either.

There is no reason for anyone in Wisconsin to buy Miller Lite, except as some sort of cruel prank.

#AvocadoToastFaceCats is trending!

And that's just the porn!

I think it's difficult to make a teen movie that appeals to adults because teenagers aren't really that inherently interesting (except to other teens). Their lives, needs and wants during this time of their lives are very emotionally intense, but also generally pretty generic and predictable. So it takes some really…

I agree, the story's ending for me was not only chilling, but in a way even more bleak, because their journey doesn't end…they're going to keep on going, experiencing God knows what fresh horrors and suffering, all on the vague promise of "Hartford" and the human drive to keep living no matter how hopeless the…

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[Tom Hanks voice] Those close set eyes add some spice to that brew!

Don't Twilight Zone episodes usually have unhappy endings?

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