In all seriousness, it is terrible to perpetuate the idea that you can tell a sexual harasser/abuser by their appearance, since obviously many creeps can look perfectly benign.

I find it difficult to believe that a guy with a face like that could be a creep.

You shall not pass…the bar!!

*opens Audacity*
*loads audio file*
*pastes "record scratch" sound effect onto end of audio track*
*exports to mp3*
*adds mp3 file to iTunes*
*double clicks file*

Moronie?

No thanks, I hear the Kerasotes Showplace ICON is a madhouse. A madhouse.

Vulvar Morghulis

Trojans can be reused!

It definitely gave me unrealistic expectations for my freshman year at a large midwestern university.

Beer

Good to know…I guess?

“I’m a fountain of blood / In the shape of a girl / You’re the bird on the brim / Hypnotised by the Whirl / Drink me, make me feel real / Wet your beak in the stream / Game we’re playing is life / Love is a two way dream.” — Bjork

*cue "All Star" by Smash Mouth*

Scatmander

And such small portions!

MOTHER OF MERCY, I DON'T SPEAK JAPANESE!!

What an ingrate!

Grate Expectations, that's G-R-A-T-E Expectations, also by Edmund Wells.

I used to be woke, but then they changed what woke was!

The main reason I hate Kinja is that it's a massive pain in the ass to follow any long comment threads. Since replies aren't nested, at some point it's nearly impossible to tell who's replying to whom.