Jeopardy? The contestants aren't even in actual physical danger!

You manage a McDonald's?

Stay Broke!

(stupid git)

I enjoyed the movie (as a kid, not sure it would still hold up), but for me the book was so much better. It has none of the magical stuff that was tacked onto the movie, so that world feels more grounded and immersive.

It's true! We're so lame!

That was my interpretation as well.

Mini-Bears. 79-zip.

Amazing!

Star Wars: Best In Force

Improv has no place in Star Wars, home of such exquisitely crafted lines as "But I was going into Tosche Station to pick up some power converters!"

That's right! I knew there was something even weirder about that fact!

Wealthy parents?

Fred Meyer is not related to Meijer's, despite being practically the same type of store!

That's how you get dog herpes!

Didn't they know that good writing is Akita success for a sitcom?

So they're essentially tied!

The Allied Powers win the war, thus ensuring an end to all global conflicts forever!

Or uncles!

It turns out Robert Smith was hiding cans of spray paint in his hair all these years!