I thought it was good in ways that most superhero movies aren't, and also boring in ways that most superhero movies are.

Whenever I try to swipe upward on my phone, I end up texting "vghy" to my wife!

Too mainstream!

Thanks, I'm saving your comment to use as a flashlight on my iPhone!

Go on…

I was told there would be no math…

I think he meant well known filmmaker Duncan Jenkins.

They both know that it's wrong!

Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
To live

To alcohol!

*deposits check from private prison*

I only borrow feelings!

I GET KNOCKED DOWN

Mrs
 
 
 
JONES
MrsJonesMrsJonesMrsJones

Nicki Minaj is a one-hit wonder?

I thought the crime was Hughes admitting to performing the song at karaoke!

So, you know, I was really flipped out, you know And she asked me if I'm angry or something I said, "Of course I'm angry" Man, this isn't high school or anything, you know So I'm feeling really cavalier And I say "Ah, call me, you know, if you want to" Huh, yeah, call me if you want to So she rang me up and she says,…

Oh-Needers?

Greatest book jacket in history!

*starts to scroll up, decides against it*