Jay Z: "So tsunami!"

when you Kevin eat it

As a kid, I imagined the guy with the microphone backing away from the band.

Better ask her Task Manager

Good point. I guess the problem is that soup doesn't contain enough highly addictive substances!

I also get Kumail confused with Aziz Ansari.

It's neither a biscuit nor a queso!

Try some Vietnamese pho — you won't regret it!

I like to add a bundle of cinnamon sticks to my butternut squash soup!

I Campbellieve you guys are joking about this!

I think soup is one of those things that, no matter how good or fancified it is, it's traditionally cheap so people aren't willing to pay more for it. I've seen about four "gourmet french fry" places come and quickly go, I believe for that reason.

It'll stop YouTube videos?? Let's g- oh, you mean just his.

No no no no no no no no no

Ahem, it's actually "hebedigms."

I dunno, I've enjoyed cream gravy in many parts of the country!

Both stories fill me with suicidal despair!

My favorite breakfast is The Croissant with some Cities of the Plain Yogurt

Working for a company that made chicken fried steaks definitely caused me to be grossed out by chicken fried steaks.

New Glarus was one of the things I was looking forward to coming back to Wisconsin for! I've never done a brewery tour, but it sounds fun!

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