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These magnificent weirdos have always been with us...who was the guy who looked at a snail and thought, “I wonder how that tastes?”

Counterpoint: my friend is engaged to a girl he met on a cam site. So I guess it's not impossible!

Right - whether or not Sid was even a villain was discussed widely when the movie was originally released. At no point afterwards has this argument ever been “original.”

Not In My Pee Cee!

Um....

And no I am not an alcoholic. I’m from Wisconsin.

Doesn’t it kind of freak you out, though? The first time I saw a planet up close through a telescope, I wanted to vomit! I don’t know...something about the fact of these immense objects out there just blows all my circuits.

In this overpopulated world, anyone deciding to have children should at least be cognizant of the fact that they’re burdening society with their offspring. The time is long past when we should be treating new humans as precious miracles rather than the fruit of their parents’ narcissism.

That would describe many children in their 30s.

The answer of course is to eat more salt, so your taste buds will be corroded like the rest of us!

I have no clue as to the true nutritional benefits of bone broth, but if you’re saying bone broth = soup, you apparently don’t know what bone broth even is, making this post effectively useless. Google is your friend!

I think that's what makes King such a compelling storyteller — his ability to tell a story in a perfectly natural-sounding voice. I find his writing instantly immersive because I'm not constantly reminded of WRITING happening, as I am with lesser writers. It's so awful to read a story where the author has no natural

I like his comparison of the thesaurus to Cliff's Notes-type books. Just as those plot-summary books are basically worthless in terms of replicating the experience of the actual novel, a list of synonyms can't give you any real understanding of those words. Really, the only worthwhile path to a broad vocabulary is

What an extraordinary piece of shit.

For me, this is what has helped — my insomnia tends to be the kind where you wake up during the night and can't get back to sleep:

The idea that "believing/not believing in ____ makes you more/less _____" is the kind of backward thinking that leads to assholism of all creeds. The object of becoming a fully-formed human being is to be a decent, tolerant person. You choose the path that will help you get closer to that objective. If you're saying

BOWIE'S IN SPACE

:(

*watches Dream On*