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LMONA PARTY

Howard the Duck is the movie the Prequels pretend don't exist

Oddly that was easier to follow than the opening crawl of The Phantom Menace

"But I was going into the gift shop to to pick up some Artoo pencil toppers!"

Great Job, Internet!
Internetty video turd vortex

HA-HA

Enchanted dust is a hell of a drug

Girls are gross dude

I look forward to the day when all laughter is extinguished!

To the Internet!

Excellent username/comment synergy!

Bad Job, Internet!