This guy has rage issues. Big Ben is a bit different.

“He tried to get Zeke off and failed.”

Since I think he’s a closeted psychopath, I think he might end up purchasing literal dolphins to strip them of their parts.

To be clear, Cavendish didn’t abandon. He didn’t make the time cutoff. The other guys quit when they realized they wouldn’t. Craddock is still a baller. I hope Cavendish can bring the magic back one more time.

“He ain’t...” but nice Raging Bull reference.

That’s the nicest thing anyone’s ever said about Rooney’s looks.

While that’s a violation of the rules, Thevenard still expressed bafflement at the scale of his punishment, which really does seem overly harsh for what is essentially a technical violation.

“And I look forward to playing near our president, who likes to get Piston.”

“Oh, I get climate change now. Localized warming."

Quick research: She does.

“It’s not fair! Colonel Sanders was always manhandling breasts and slobbering over thighs, and no one made him sign confidential settlements with the chicks involved.”

You know what, this is bullshit. Ray Kroc was always doing this *grabs ass of nearby female employee* which I would never do, and even sometimes do this *grabs breast of employee, exposes self* which I would also NEVER do, and never got in trouble, and now I’m in trouble even though I would never do those things and…

Use your voice to make phone calls:

Well played.

But what about the dozen Thai boys trapped inside?

Could the Raptors flip him?

Since when is Kentucky in the Midwest?

#greenolivesmatter

Looks like the Bills got rid of this guy just in time. Wouldn’t want anyone who’s violent towards women on the roster.