TIL the meaning of “bloatee.” Thank you!

How have I never heard this? I guess I never thought about it either, but it’s freaking hilarious.

So he name-dropped the only good cops out there? I don’t see a problem here.

Well, he’s still committing personal fouls.

Speed 3: Beat the Tariffs

See: The last time England won on penalties

This didn’t stay in Vegas...

Holy shit this is my favorite Kinja of all time.

“Okay you’re running, running, running and the defender says that your great grandparents were complicit during the holocaust when the Nazis pillaged from the jews.”

I like this because it reminds us that no matter how rich or successful a professional athlete might become they all started from the same place, being the children of rich, successful professional athletes.

I practiced with a college team when I was attending college for a semester in Ireland. The best players were an American who moved to Ireland, Spaniards and Greeks. I don’t remember any Irish on the team.

It really is a shame, because I think Ireland is a country that could really embrace the game. What they need is an authentic Irish voice to really act as the voice of basketball, a native son like Shaquille O’Neal

Just imagine if it was le blac coq.

And a fake cock at that!

The French are much more sexually involved than us prudish Americans.

I mean, if it was a big cock, I’d see your point. But it’s just a small one.

It’s natural, it’s all around us.

That’s a sporting chicken, my friend, SPORTING.

Loud, old, heavy, controlled by racists....I'll buy that (pun intended).