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As much as I enjoy the videos of racist cockwombles setting fire to their own shoes, I’m hoping that CK’s next marketing deal will be with a manufacturer of something more flammable / explosive. “Semtex is proud to support Colin Kaepernick. Your move flag-humpers”.

I read the headline as “Lickable”. Perhaps he’s both.

There are very truly no winners here, aside from your good self GB.

[Snicker] he said helmet

The real story here is whether they sat for the anthem? #blacklabsmatter

You’re telling me that this wouldn’t have been better if you’d cut off the video when all of the Pats were lying on the ground looking distraught? Feels like there’s already enough videos of the feckers celebrating wildly.

It’s been brought to my attention…

I just want to apologize for any insensitive material in my previous post. It was a long time ago – sixty, seventy seconds ago – saying some stupid stuff with friends. I know I’ve grown a lot since then. I think people that know me know that’s not the kind of person I am. In fact, many of my close friends are fags,

Is it just me or does Doolittle come across as, you know, a bit of a fa**ot?

He’s not pretty no more.

Pfft, baseball injuries. I was playing soccer the other week when some light contact from an opponent caused me to drop to the floor grasping my face. Despite the possibly-career-threatening seriousness of my injuries I was still able to roll around quite a lot and after less than five minutes of treatment I was able

I’ve had similarly poor luck in gaining any free stuff in Illinois for reasons I cannot understand.

“I mean, she’s in a totally different universe”

It’s terrible when the CTE gets to them and they just spout childish nonsense... wait what?

Trent should STFU and go back to doing something he’s good at”

But what about the dozen Thai boys trapped inside?

You have no conception of what Elon Musk’s passage is like. Five foot six and rigid - it couldn’t go round corners or round any obstacles. It wouldn’t make it 50 meters up Elon’s ass.

Can I just check - do I have to literally fuck Elon Musk?

so I end up like all these sad sack Bears fans beating off over a team that won thirty goddamned years ago.

Today I learned that Kentucky is mostly considered South, but is kind of a bit Midwest for some things (you’ll have to excuse me I’m not from round these parts). However, the Colonel was from Indiana.