Oh come on! If Van Dijk had done that to Karius then I’d buy that it was deliberate but why would Ramos try to injury Madrid’s secret weapon?!

Yeah, but they always get you with the “special” limited edition burger and the meal deal with the upgraded drink and the extra mozzarella sticks - next thing you know, $50k. I fall for it every time.

Owners right now expected to vote on a proposal that would remove requirement for players to be on the field for national anthem, allow them to stay in locker room if they wish

If this made you happy then you need to take a long hard look at yourself. It made me sad... because it was someone else throwing the water at Tabitha and not me. Otherwise, carry on.

“shocking killing of dozens” - UN human rights chief, Zeid Ra’ad al-Hussein

Dude, I’m literally right here!

“Quality time??!!!”

They’re his CrossFit gloves. Just finished a sub-30 minute Murph Challenge.

Leony sMartin’ - amirite?

I thought that too until I remembered I had eyes.

It’s sad to see the greats resorting to this sort of thing once their body starts to decline, particularly because if Sanchez trusted in his experience and smarts he’d realise he didn’t need PEDs. As Charlie Whitehurst got older he started using a lighter clipboard, while Brian Hoyer adopted a more slow-twitch…

Dave was, for real, the best cat on Quarterbridge Road, but I always felt he did nothing to help my porn career. In fact, I often used to complain about it to my buddy Keith when we took his dog Randy out for a walk in the fields behind his house on Cockmonster Street. Keith’s an accountant these days.

Or Keep Kaepernick Kneeling?

Tim Cahill - is that you?

“he would go down fast and hard, crying all the way”

“It’s the Liverpool way”

I am not ok with this whole idea.

I’m sorry, Mr. McFly. I-I meant I was just starting on the second coat.

In my day, the sports dudes would be making out with hot babes while the computer nerds would be the type to get caught sadly cracking one out all alone. The world’s gone mad.

Tallest QBs 2017*- Brock Osweiler, Paxton Lynch, Ryan Mallett, Mike Glennon. Shortest QBs 2017*- Russell Wilson, Drew Brees, Tyrod Taylor, Aaron Rodgers. WTF are you trying to tell us Bill?