Beautifully executed nipple Salchow.

Dale might just be my new favourite person in the world (well apart from the Swiss skiing dude, obviously).

“...Kristian Forsberg, who got to live out every hockey player’s worst nightmare.”

This isn’t English class, snowflake. This is the real world. Can’t hack it? Go back to English class.

“You might learn something”... about writing coherent sentences?

Cops approach man they suspect of loitering while black; nobody shot. Nice switch up.

You’re the world’s worst monster!

So then would it be that LeBron’s team blew a 3-1 lead?

Nice kinja name sir

What happens on the football field very often is not a reflection of who we are as people.

“...and will not seek re-election, so he can accept what he calls the more prestigious opportunity of being the commissioner of the XFL.”

Goddammit, don’t you ruin my bitterness with your well presented and perfectly rational demonstration of what really happened there. My bitterness is all I’ve got right now. And for the record, if I hold my hands over the screen in a certain way the ref is still clearly celebrating with the Pats as far as I can see.…

“North Korea and South Korea have agreed to form a joint Olympic women’s hockey team” to avoid having to wait for the visiting athletes defect before being able to integrate them into the same team. Fify.

I guess Marcus Williams isn’t paying for a beer when he’s in Minneapolis anytime in the next, ooh, thousand years.

“Oh shit. I had no idea this joke had already been made. I wouldn’t have made it. My apologies to Mr Gristle.”

So, at time of writing, Sir Patrick Stewart noshing Incognito is officially 314 stars funnier than Trent Dilfer doing the same. Kinja’s a harsh mistress Mr Gristle...

Chelsea have saved themselves 20m in transfer fees plus another million or so in wages. Seems pretty clear that back in back in August they’ve offered him a slice of that saving (albeit unofficially) to go back to Everton and come back when he’s fit. Even as a fellow delusional Blue I’m not sure there’s a whole lot…

Ordinarily I’d say that what Mayor Anderson has done is pretty crazy but I think I’ve just become desensitised to stories about fat, delusional politicians doing barely credible things.

You suckers are all missing the real conspiracy theory - the one that ends with BB fooling everyone and winning. Again. Maybe Jimmy G gets tagged by the 49ers this year, then goes back to the Pats next year (for $3m a year plus the profit from every bottle of JG10 Raw Water he can sell) with an extra season and a half…

B keep yo name off my back.