Oh well played sir!

“Mind you, the clip art eagle logo is terrible, and the “HAW” in “REDHAWKS” is not the same weight as the other letters.”

Typical. Some white dudes illegally hold some guy against his will for a few minutes in Vegas and aren’t punished. Where’s the justice O.J.?

Eating the W is all fun and games until you accidentally gnaw off the end of your index finger like he has in the first picture.

+1 Coffee-soaked keyboard

-1 for “half field” (ughh) but +2 for “Ashley Williams (who is still butt)”

“a good, old-fashioned blowout, notable and enjoyable for the sheer ludicrousness of the thing”

Knowing that’s the fecker who sneaks into my children’s rooms in the middle of the night has me hoping that the Cards’ O-line stays porous.

Q.) Is it ok to try to kill someone because they distracted you while you were playing your dumbass pastime.

Out of all of the things that could possibly happen to me, here’s a list of those that I’d like less than being straddled by Harumafuji. ... ...

If Aubrey has seen further it is by standing on the shoulders of Giants.

Bernier has got to stop that. He’s really screwed over his teammates there - he’s done a terrible thing to them - and yet they still seem to sympathise with him for some reason. It’s like there’s some weird syndrome going on over there in Stockholm.

“Truther is a moronic pejorative.”

Wonder if we can arrange a play date with the Cutler kids?

Diving has been getting increasingly out of hand for a long time but at least until now it’s only been the attackers doing it.

+1 for the comment (well played sir) but -1 for initiating a shit-ton of U2 lyric references

Fired at 1:30pm today. So all you Arsenal fans who were singing “sacked in the morning” at yesterdays game - I’ll bet you’re feeling pretty foolish now huh?

I love Marshawn but he’s got this badly wrong. If he wants to get involved in someone else’s fight he needs to be holding a toddler.

“Sure is”

You see on the one hand, the new version of the policy seems like a hugely cynical attempt to stifle legitimate, peaceful protest and retain the status quo for disgusting rich white men, but on the other hand, the old version of the policy spelled “ensure” wrong. Feels like there’s blame on both sides here.