“forced a turnover”

69? Hell yeah, I think I can put up with a bit of wind.

Obligatory “don’t care” gif?

Interestingly Tony Romo understood all of that commentary but Dez didn’t catch it.

There is no Lemon Bar in London. Just sayin’.

Is it just me or does that horse look like it knows exactly what’s coming? Almost like it’s learned lots of painful lessons in the past.

Tricky. Is the first blank “casual”, “institutional” or “colossal”?

So sexy it hurts?

+1 in the eye for the metric system

3) Fuck Tom Brady.

1) Replace the words “Michael Bennett” with “Tom Brady” and I’ll bet you’re still waiting for evidence before you believe the story, yeah?

Sounds like the Virgin Islands are going to get seriously boned by this. After that they’ll just be called “the Islands”.

Ok, I’m getting a bit lost now. So sitting for the anthem - that’s ok, sitting with a towel on your head - not ok. What about taking a knee? Is that more or less bad than driving a car into a crowd of people. Or does it depend on whether you’ve got a distressingly high-volume haircut? These rules are so confusing.

I’d like to propose a list of things that are less utterly painfully shit than this. I’ll start with “rupturing my quadriceps tendon”.

Ok, so why the feck have they got a wall 15 yards away for a 40 yard free kick? I can bend a ball round / over a three man wall from there so Drogba damn sure can. They’d be better to have no wall at all - literally all they’re doing is blocking the keeper’s view until it’s too late for him to react. Second worst…

Is it just me or do the pictures seem to show Paulie losing a Riverdance battle?

It’s pronounced “nucular”.

“ignorant and inferior race” - Was the Daytona 500 even a thing back then?

+1 cigarette smoked apathetically

Like how are wrists in any way linked to masturbating?