Paging an editor please...

That’s why school officials always have a fainting couch in their offices...

Not sure I understand the thrust of this piece. The general tone of coverage of the Sanders campaign here on Jez has been “Mainstream TV is trying to spike Bernie’s campaign!”.

DJ Khaled thinks they’re fine...

I think - which is based on a read of some underlying information into what’s been said, but it sounds like a “matrix chart” type of thing.

Someday, when they perfect the technology of downloading your dreams and sharing them with other people, I’d like to borrow a few of yours please. 

Well, the behind the scenes set photos from Uwe Boll’s new low budget sci-fi movie seem to be coming together nicely.

“in all its forms... accept accommodated guests in our hotel — that form is totally fine.”

Who would notice any difference?

She gets 3 years, and yet the six killers of Freddie Gray got nothing?  Sad.

Well, the “lamestream” media is already blaming the falling markets on Bernie ... so blaming them on Obama doesn’t seem like all that much of a stretch.

I hear you.

Is there a way to be a public prude (attempting to shame other people for their sexual appetites) without being a moron?  I’m not sure it’s possible.

No kidding. Fuck that shit all the way to hell. There is no way either of these people should be allowed to ever practice medicine again.

Is it Kevin Hart?  I hope it’s Kevin Hart...

Wait, the “... laughably named “Trump-Pence Women’s Empowerment Tour”?

I had not heard that before. How is it that no one has successfully argued that the system itself is designed to prevent the “right to a fair trial”?

Plus the VP Debate would be hilarious.  Mike Pence would say something, Dwayne would give him the People’s Eyebrow ... Dwayne wins another point!

Since I’m a man who started going grey while still in high school, I can only offer anecdotal evidence in support of this story.

Ah, “psychically attractive”. That’s something straight out of Doctor Who.