Sorry to disappoint, but this scandal is not “spiraling out of control”. Trudeau owned it, apologized, and Canadians have already moved on.

It’s crackers, all the way down

Factory Moo-ves on a Bitch, Semen Everywhere!

“...eating their insides ... like indecision to call you” is still one of the greatest lines ever written in a trashy emo-esk song.  so painful, so angsty.

You MONSTER!

Absolutely.  As I like to joke, “I paid hundreds of dollars for that free drink”.  But it’s still a very nice gesture when bar staff recognizes repeat customers and offers them a free drink.

The only thing that white woman needed to feel was the pavement hitting her ass as she got thrown out. No need to support her AT ALL.

Counterpoint.  At American sporting events, they serve American beer.  Case Closed.

Lol. Here in Canada, “Rider Nation” would scoff at your cute little snake.  Also, the TiCats fans... those guys are serious.

Umm, WTF?  Are you even living on this planet?  Like Trump cares what the fuck happens in Hong Kong...

Picard as Shylock?  Ooooh, colour me jealous as fuck.

Delete the apps from your phone and tell them you don’t have accounts.  You can download the apps later ... since all your shit is in the cloud anyway, nothing would be lost.

As an old, I wonder how they would react to me.

Bitch Please. You think you understand the Internet?  My generation invented the Internet.  We can turn it off whenever we please.  We tolerate you because you amuse us.  ;-)

“Where’s the ka-boom? There was supposed to be an earth-shattering ka-boom!”

Yes, becasue someone with an R next to their name would vote with the party 98% of the time.

He’s far too late, at least in Canada. Taco Bell owns the trademark for “Taco Tuesday” (I know, because they came after a local tequila bar that was using it in their pop-up ads)

Its True.

TIL: Keanu’s Birthday is one day after mine.

“Bernie (shouting)“ has to be the most unnecessary stage direction ever written.  ;-)