It is, in every sense of the word, an EPIC.

Holly Jameson’s coffee story is the best letter ever written in the history of everything. I don’t even care if it was fake or exaggerated (or completely true?). It was a work of art.

Starred for the Me You And Everyone We Know reference.

We all know shortly after these photos, they went right back to playing solitaire.

YES to all of this. I too am tall and even if I’m not in a rush to get somewhere, it feels weird to walk as slow as most people seem to. I feel like I have to purposefully shuffle to keep that snail pace.

Yep. It usually takes 3-4 “Excuse me”s of escalating volume before they snap out of their obliviousness. Most of the time its not even worth it and I just walk in the street for a second to get around them.

I dated a 23 yr old at age 32. She was much more mature than some of the women in my age range. Ageism is stupid.

Since all of them are A) hella funny and B) garner lots of clicks and comments, I’d predict many, many more columns.

My longest and best relationship to date was with a coworker. It worked out just fine.

I really wish I’d saved that gif diagram of the point wooshing over your head. Would have been perfect here.

I think Manon’s comment was a Sleepless in Seattle reference.

I loved Sia’s earlier work (particularly Colour the Small One and her collaborations with Zero 7). She made interesting, heartfelt music that felt impassioned and her voice is certainly unique and endearing, but now she just churns out redundant pop ballads and I don’t understand why she’s become so popular with this…

This. The enjoyment I’ve gotten out of going down on a woman vs most of the bjs I’ve received is heavily in favor of the former.

Word. On the rare occasion where I’m not “ready to go” nothing gets me there like bringing a woman to orgasmic convulsion.

I don’t get it. I love going down on women. I love making them squirm and moan and convulse. It is incredibly arousing to me. Same goes for a good hand job. A lot of guys don’t seem to get that the more turned on and aroused a woman is, the tighter and wetter she gets for intercourse. It just make sex better for both.

Exactly. If there was some reasonable limitation to where ads were placed and how long/how many, there wouldn’t be as much of a problem. Like, just write a damn algorithm that does 30 sec worth of ads per 2 minutes of video.

Works well when people are eager to change their lifestyle. Hmmm... carry around a huge binder of CDs that will get scratched and skip all the time OR have my entire music collection in something the size of a wallet? What’s that? I can also quickly make playlists on the go without burning a mix CD?

Only because they stopped producing the damn things!

I love you

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