Oh yes. She was my favorite as a kid. Almost forgot about her. Gorgeous!

I’m sure you’ll get a lot of “what about...?!?!” comments, but I’m simply shocked the story of the dad with the kids who “needed real coffee so they don’t grow up to be pussies” and the couple who told them off and then did a song and dance before driving off didn’t make the cut.

I had zero success with OKC - could barely get anyone to respond, much less a date, but I’ve gone on dozens of dates from Tinder and even met my current GF there.

The whole thing is stupid, because he could have just tucked the hood under the jersey.

You’re wrong. If you’re making a product out of ingredients that inherently have no gluten and you’re making them in a facility that has no gluten, then those products are 100% gluten free. Not 99.999999% gluten free, but 100% gluten free.

Omission is by far the best GF IPA in my opinion, though I haven’t tried the Merchant.

In the case of GF beer, sure, but most breads and things are actually 100% gluten free.

He doesn’t need to know the ins and outs. He also doesn’t need to be a dismissive dick about it.

Exactly. So I get to pay extra money for something with a much worse taste and texture that usually comes in smaller portions?

I’ve never quite understood the offense taken to Orient. It is a geographical term (just like “Asian”) that literally means “East” and refers to the Eastern hemisphere. To my knowledge it was never used as a slur. So why is “Asian” ok and “Orient” bad bad bad?

Yup. Even at shitholes like Subway, you’ll see sandwich makers handle money and then rush right back to finishing a sandwich. Gloves do nothing.

Of course you choose the two worst brands of cider to review. These are crap, but Stella Artois cider is heavenly. Ditto Smith & Forge, Atlas, Crispin, and Fox Barrell.

It is, in every sense of the word, an EPIC.

Holly Jameson’s coffee story is the best letter ever written in the history of everything. I don’t even care if it was fake or exaggerated (or completely true?). It was a work of art.

Starred for the Me You And Everyone We Know reference.

I dated a 23 yr old at age 32. She was much more mature than some of the women in my age range. Ageism is stupid.

Since all of them are A) hella funny and B) garner lots of clicks and comments, I’d predict many, many more columns.

My longest and best relationship to date was with a coworker. It worked out just fine.

I really wish I’d saved that gif diagram of the point wooshing over your head. Would have been perfect here.

I think Manon’s comment was a Sleepless in Seattle reference.