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I loved Sia’s earlier work (particularly Colour the Small One and her collaborations with Zero 7). She made interesting, heartfelt music that felt impassioned and her voice is certainly unique and endearing, but now she just churns out redundant pop ballads and I don’t understand why she’s become so popular with this

This. The enjoyment I’ve gotten out of going down on a woman vs most of the bjs I’ve received is heavily in favor of the former.

Word. On the rare occasion where I’m not “ready to go” nothing gets me there like bringing a woman to orgasmic convulsion.

I don’t get it. I love going down on women. I love making them squirm and moan and convulse. It is incredibly arousing to me. Same goes for a good hand job. A lot of guys don’t seem to get that the more turned on and aroused a woman is, the tighter and wetter she gets for intercourse. It just make sex better for both.

Exactly. If there was some reasonable limitation to where ads were placed and how long/how many, there wouldn’t be as much of a problem. Like, just write a damn algorithm that does 30 sec worth of ads per 2 minutes of video.

Works well when people are eager to change their lifestyle. Hmmm... carry around a huge binder of CDs that will get scratched and skip all the time OR have my entire music collection in something the size of a wallet? What’s that? I can also quickly make playlists on the go without burning a mix CD?

Only because they stopped producing the damn things!

I love you

Best Anchor?

Come on, really? I’m genuinely curious why you feel Theron deserves a supporting actress nod. What about her performance stood out?

Yes. It perturbs me somewhat that this homophobe is the darling of NY at the moment.

Bravo, good sir, bravo.

Except in the real world, almost no employers have dress codes that strict. Even with uniforms, some minor variation is allowed (like... color of hair tie, jewelry, socks, etc.)

No joke. It was this very commercial that got me to start using body wash.

Can I still sing “In The Ghetto”? (in the ghettttooooo)

I couldn’t help but noticed that the driver took his sweet ass time to check on the woman, who was just lying there motionless at the time.

Yeah, that’s the thing. If he’d kept his mouth shut he could claim that he dropped something and swerved accidentally at a coincidentally bad time. But because he’s out there saying all that shit, it paints a pretty clear picture that he was out to send a message.

Ugh. That cat is adorable. /want to pet.

FYI, pretty sure you are the only one at this point. It is a colloquial term used for several years.

Yes. This is brilliant. If the sensors on the ball make contact with the sensors on the gloves for a certain period of time, it is a catch, cut and dry.