Maybe its just cause I don’t really play video games, but this comes off as the whiniest, most clueless, self-indulgent rant I’ve seen in ages. People all over the world are fucking starving to death and you’re writing a 20 page diatribe about how you can’t get your avatar’s hair just right. All the actual shit that…

I watched that show strictly to get my Alex McLeod fix. It was all downhill after she left.

Nobody knows what a catch even is in the NFL anymore, and now MLB is getting to the point where the same can be said about stolen bases.

Glad to see Sunshine getting so many props. Always felt it was underrated, but never realized so many others did too.

So the center can knee this kid in the crotch, causing actual physical harm, but not get suspended? Okey dokey.

*golf clap*

Dating tips for guys: Women are very attracted to men who don’t murder a bunch of people for no reason. Impress the girl of your dreams by not going on a killing spree!

Wrong

My first tattoo, the “artist” decided to make it look like a limp penis unbeknownst to me.

I bet, deep down, he didn’t quite expect to do so well in the polls, and is now taking the idea of becoming President WAY too seriously, which will then lead to his downfall.

Its one thing to math wrong, but another thing to math wrong when you’re writing an email to complain about it!!!

bravo. i’d almost forgotten about that line.

Nothing serious beyond some bruises, but one time an ex and I were camping and a very strong storm rolled through, so we retreated to the tent and with nothing else to do started getting very cozy. There was something extra exciting about having this storm rage around us, with lightning and thunder adding a dramatic…

Lol. There’s some truth to the idea that your brain stops working until you cum.

Pretty sure its from Team America: World Police

Oh Sweet Jeebus. Screw that asshat.

“shitfiddle”

You sir, are a genius. *golf clap*

If the Spades are truly a common thing at these, I really need to figure out how to make some black friends. I love Spades, but almost nobody I know can play.

Great, now there’s going to be an “intelligent athlete” trope.