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GuyIncognito
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Feb 28 2016
550

I’ve heard a lot of guys brag that if they ran, they’d trip over their own dick, but this is the first time I’ve actually seen it happen.

Jan 11 2016
170

Great, now I am going to have to pay more attention to my bookshelf and make sure it isn’t communicating with me.

Dec 16 2015
3

So, superficially, it sounds to me like it might be the sci-fi thriller version of “House of Leaves”. As in, your primary character is following the investigation files of a second party, who in turn was working off the video of the people who lived the initial event? Or am I reading too much into that?

Dec 1 2015
157

Yep. “I made it through my 20s, everyone else surely can!” But not everyone in their 20s has parents who are willing and able to pay their cell phone bills or wire them a few hundred bucks as needed. Read more

Nov 25 2015
3

Especially fun when you consider that Scarlet Witch is Magneto’s daughter in the comics. Surely he would’ve had time to experiment on her mind-powers in-between changing diapers. I’ll bet he used cloth ones - can you imagine how quickly he can whip safety pins across the room?

Nov 25 2015
1

I’ve got slightly mixed feelings about this one. It looks great. I’m sure it will be great for what it is, a follow-up to Winter Soldier. Which is still my favorite Marvel movie. Read more

Nov 25 2015
10

It won’t be required reading. In the comics, after a bunch of basically unreadable expository build-up, a group called the New Warriors accidentally leveled an elementary school full of children while trying to stop some asinine supervillain scheme, and the US government adopts the Superhuman Registration Act as a Read more

Nov 25 2015
15

The comics ENDED awful, but there was some really good stuff along the way.

Nov 25 2015
169

First time a Rams receiver has been successfully targeted since Marc Bulger was under center.

Dec 12 2013
13

Yeah...I'm not tipping more than a buck for a beer. Mixed drink? A couple of bucks. Three if it's strong. Read more