STRENGTHS: Shows good size, potential for growth, gets solid extension

Chris Jones: Only defensive linemen to finish his 40 with a sack.

Savvy kid. You always jump on a loose ball.

I’ve heard a lot of guys brag that if they ran, they’d trip over their own dick, but this is the first time I’ve actually seen it happen.

“...his genitals came flying out of his shorts while trying to beat five seconds.”

Great, now I am going to have to pay more attention to my bookshelf and make sure it isn’t communicating with me.

So, superficially, it sounds to me like it might be the sci-fi thriller version of “House of Leaves”. As in, your primary character is following the investigation files of a second party, who in turn was working off the video of the people who lived the initial event? Or am I reading too much into that?

exactly. this is foreshadowing

Define: spoiler

Ivana Tacos FTW

Yep. “I made it through my 20s, everyone else surely can!” But not everyone in their 20s has parents who are willing and able to pay their cell phone bills or wire them a few hundred bucks as needed.

Especially fun when you consider that Scarlet Witch is Magneto’s daughter in the comics. Surely he would’ve had time to experiment on her mind-powers in-between changing diapers. I’ll bet he used cloth ones - can you imagine how quickly he can whip safety pins across the room?

Jessica has 99 problems too, but she never trusted that B**** in apartment 23.

Still wish she was a mutant, but who am I to judge?

I’ve got slightly mixed feelings about this one. It looks great. I’m sure it will be great for what it is, a follow-up to Winter Soldier. Which is still my favorite Marvel movie.

It won’t be required reading. In the comics, after a bunch of basically unreadable expository build-up, a group called the New Warriors accidentally leveled an elementary school full of children while trying to stop some asinine supervillain scheme, and the US government adopts the Superhuman Registration Act as a…

The comics ENDED awful, but there was some really good stuff along the way.

First time a Rams receiver has been successfully targeted since Marc Bulger was under center.

Really, Eugenics is where you go? Troll much?

Yeah...I'm not tipping more than a buck for a beer. Mixed drink? A couple of bucks. Three if it's strong.