STRENGTHS: Shows good size, potential for growth, gets solid extension

Chris Jones: Only defensive linemen to finish his 40 with a sack.

Savvy kid. You always jump on a loose ball.

I’ve heard a lot of guys brag that if they ran, they’d trip over their own dick, but this is the first time I’ve actually seen it happen.

“...his genitals came flying out of his shorts while trying to beat five seconds.”

Ivana Tacos FTW

Yep. “I made it through my 20s, everyone else surely can!” But not everyone in their 20s has parents who are willing and able to pay their cell phone bills or wire them a few hundred bucks as needed.

I’ve got slightly mixed feelings about this one. It looks great. I’m sure it will be great for what it is, a follow-up to Winter Soldier. Which is still my favorite Marvel movie.

First time a Rams receiver has been successfully targeted since Marc Bulger was under center.

This old video was shot in the present and features the Future. #mindblown

Easily the best defense a Brown has given all year.

SHUT UP BEFORE BETTMAN HEARS YOU.

As a matter of fact, that is EXACTLY how it happened, with only one addendum: me saying, “I very much enjoy Kitchenette! You are on!”

Just another way for the NFL to play favorites. According to the rulebook Peyton Manning could wear a turtleneck with his team logo on it, but a player on any other team would still get a 15-yard penalty for using a horse collar.

The only thing more tired that people actually fulfilling the law is people *constantly* talking about Pinkham’s Law. Give it a fucking break.

For me it’s less about “I can’t drink this without a straw” and more about “I worked in food service and ordered supplies, I fucking well know how little straws cost, I can’t believe you’re that damn cheap.”

This is exactly the kind of divide between French and American culture that rings true, for me and other fellow “internationals” friends, anyway. I’m more French in the sense that I’m reserved, a little brutally honest (don’t sugercoat stuff), dry and dark sense of humor, not big on loudness, excessive emotions, or…

This is probably why more than one person has told me they thought I was a snob or disliked them when we first met, even though I liked them and thought our initial interactions were just fine. Fortunately they gave me a chance and we ended up as good friends, but I always wonder how many potential friends I’ve missed…

Fake it until you make it!

Yeah...I'm not tipping more than a buck for a beer. Mixed drink? A couple of bucks. Three if it's strong.