Kill. It. With. Fire. 

Fuck Huawei.

So the ad’s deleted, meaning someone with more money than brains has potentially bought this trainwreck. I tried to find the ad and actually came across an even bigger crack pipe. Don’t believe me?

+1 pretentious string crescendo

Hwy: 8mpg

“magician” lol

Honestly I was looking at LS400s and I saw the Benz for $3900, two owner, 96,000km. Bought it that day for $3500. I didn’t even really research anything about them but knew full well that was just the price of admission, being a 27 year old German luxury car. So far I’ve done the usual engine oil/diff oil/air filters…

Here, I just saved you a bunch of money.

Years ago I was living with two friends in a basement suite. The geniuses on the top floor of the house decided to hang wet laundry on the exposed sprinkler heads to dry it. You can imagine what happened. The rental agency found us an empty suite of theirs a few blocks away to live in while the house was being repaired…

There was a near mint one that used to park near my old apartment. I put a note on it once complimenting how awesome it was and if the owner would ever consider selling. Probably unsurprisingly, I never heard anything.

I bought a 1992 400E in November. Ask me anything

Yesssss more Golf Country plz.

This is the ugliest car ever produced. Change my mind.

Actually though- what in the fuck are you talking about

My 400E doesn’t even have a cupholder.

Real talk though- are there ANY NFL pundits/talking heads that aren’t the dumbest motherfuckers on earth? Who watches this shit? Who actually turns on Steve Smith/Bayless/Wilbon and says to themselves “Yes this television is excellent”? Nate Burleson and Rich Eisen are the only ones I can think of who are even…

Real talk though- are there ANY NFL pundits/talking heads that aren’t the dumbest motherfuckers on earth? Who watches this shit? Who actually turns on braying shitbirds Smith/Bayless/Casserly and says to themselves “Yes this television is excellent”? Nate Burleson and Rich Eisen are the only ones I can think of who…

This seems fairly priced but I’m always wary of sellers who say “Must go I don’t have room!” then “May trade for xxxxx”

Saying this without any hint of jest- I’d rather look at a pile of dog shit. I’d rather watch the naked fight scene between Borat and his manager. I’d rather stare at a MagicEye of Goatse. I’d rather look at a Youbian fucking Puma.

Dude he just got a head! For 80 buc- oh you mean it’s no way to live a successful, happy, fulfilling life.