That crumple zone though...DEATH BY TSUMU TSUMU

They’re called piss jugs you uncultured swine

The Pro-4X (aka my truck) is quite a bit better...I don’t find it cramped at 6'2", 200 and the shifting is pretty nice for a pickup. I like the simplicity of everything

Listed for literally three times what it’s worth/will sell for. 

Imagine when he goes to sell the other two. That Westfalia will be listed for a cool hundred grand.

I miss throttle cables, efficiency be damned.

Exactly- just buy the old Merc instead. Mine weighs probably half of this heap, has 70 more horses and was less than half the price. Oh, and it runs.

This needs to be in the Wikipedia entry for “White People”

Love my Frontier and a large part of it is that it’s a “truck” truck. Handsome, simple, reliable. I can live with the dated interior and headlights that won’t cost $2000 to replace when some asshole backs into me. 

I get where you’re at and agree with you- but you could compare almost any 90's car to its’ 2019 model and all the new ones would look bloated. 

Kinda redundant, we already know he’s an Evo driver.

“Red is a good convertible top cover”

My buddy who lives in Calgary was actually proud that he never washed his car, ever, not once, since he bought it. Like yeah it’s a 10 year old Civic but fuck man, looks like you’re driving a dumpster. Take a little pride in what you paid hard earned money for.

Starred for your handle referencing one of the most underrated bands ever

Just cause it’s funky doesn’t make it good. See Juke, Nissan.

Relevant to the original post:

Hammer is always the answer

Yeah you can get a brand new GTI for not much more than this. 

Exactly- crack pipe at any price for the awful pictures and even worse “ad”. Florida Man can barely speak english, are you really going to hand over almost 20 large for a 26 year old performance car with a lemon title to a guy like that?

Because he’s a fake insufferable asshole?