These monstrosities sell in minuscule quantities compared to the F-150s, Corvettes and Suburbans that populate America coast to coast. If you’re going to rage to strangers on the internet, at least target the vehicles that are the worst offenders.

1992 Mercedes 400E

Best character and maybe series of all time.

...don’t tell me you think the bugeye actually looks better than this generation

Better get your molotov cocktails ready.

I had a 2017 F150 as a work truck a few weeks ago- on every single bump the rear end felt like it was going to step out, chattering all over the place. Too bad, cause the 5.0 in it was fantastic.

In before people start pining for the Ranger of old, as they do in every “small truck” post. They’re slow, uncomfortable and drive like a piece of scaffolding.

I thought it looked familiar- I actually submitted the first ad, in the good ol’ days when I WAS NOT IN THE GRAYS.

You leave Torchinsky out of this

If Buick ever built this, and rest assured they will not, and for some reason decided to offer a manual option, they would sell like 3 with a stick. Not 3%, just 3. 

..Ahman Green had TWO of those? 

Yup, $5500 less

Dude not like it’s a Subaru or something

3 is the correct amount. Daily, truck, fun car/project. 

Jared Lorenzen is always available...to spend an entire evening at Arby’s.

The same people who are dropping 50k on full-size pickups who can “afford” it with an 84 month loan. 

The black Merc wagon was the one that caught my eye too. Full chub.

Not sure what the Canucks are doing on the ice, but I’m pretty sure it isn’t hockey.

I’m buying a 2015 Frontier this weekend to replace my 01 F150, they’re pretty much the same size

Exactly, and anyone saying “you could just buy a CX-5 for that much” is missing the NPOCP point.