...you don’t fuck with The Jesus.

I dislike the Cowboys as much as the next guy, but man, Vander Esch can ball. At this point it’s between him and the Colts’ Leonard for DROY.

Keep going. MSRP could be 70 and they’d still move them. 

You shut your whore mouth.

Real talk though what the hell is going on with that “beard”

Agreed- as with many new cars, EV or not, I like a lot about this EXCEPT THE GODDAMN SCREENS. We’ve got enough screens in our lives.

Yep. 200k miles, no mention of timing belt service, barely any info in the ad, drop top will likely need a replacement at some point. 2.slow will keep on keepin’ on but the electrical bullshit will drive you nuts. This is a reasonable deal at best. 

Just wanted the extra Qashqai

Please come to the mountains of BC and try that shit.

3/4...no...wait for it....wait......full chub.

$4000 for headlights? Are they made out of unicorn pancreas or something?

I know the “Tood” was a typo but there has never been a more apt typo

Yes.

Only people who have never driven a Subaru in the snow say this.

Pump the brakes. Someone used a Phaeton as a fucking Uber? That takes some balls.

Not a handgun? Fucking communist.

They probably just wanted more room to have NSX in the back.

Take it to Moab.

I dunno man, at least Breer isn’t tugging it thinking of drinking an Allagash White in Foxboro on an October day while a certain cretin fancy dog rolls around on the ground and Belichick stares stoically, clad ONLY in a hooded Patriot Pat hoodie sans sleeves with Robert Kraft gently cupping his ample moobs.

What sorcery is this? You have to pay 4-digit yearly tax that isn’t reggie/inspection fees on VA vehicles?