The ceiling is the ruff.

The Ceiling Is The Woof

Translation: Wow! How did they build that with only poor brown people?!?

Yeah sorry but that’s not an ejection. Incidental contact on someone who fell into him.

I mean on the one hand I absolutely think that we should be doing everything we can to discourage domestic violence, but...

Sure, the job involved making a lot of mountains out of molehills for the sake of a splashy back page, but it fit my style.

To be fair, a billionaire owner having 0.1% of his net worth invested in a company that has 1% of its assets invested in a bankrupt casino company as part of a hundred various companies it’s invested in really *shouldn’t* be a story. The story is of course that the NFL are massive hypocrites on the issue, but I think…

“Thay what?”

We need a separation between Church and Golden State

Everyone involved credibly claims that they never had sex for money with any of their dates, and none of the evidence Pylilo gathered suggests that they did

It’s kind of tautological to argue that there are no successful mid-majors because the ones that are successful don’t count as mid-majors.

Believe it or not, the last underdog, no-name team to break through to the second weekend was Florida Gulf Coast’s Dunk City squad back in 2013.

That was an entirely different front office that grabbed Manziel in the first.

Your writing ability is excellent, but your knowledge of business and law are lacking.

AND WHERE DO THEY TEND TO LIVE? IN CITIES WITH URBAN HOUSING CRISESESES. CITIES WITH URBAN HOUSING CRISEES HAVE ACRONYMS, LIKE LA OR NYC OR CHICAGO... CEO IS ALSO AN ACRONYM, WHICH REARRANGED SPELLS “OPEC”, BUT WITHOUT THE “P”. WHO ELSE DOESN’T HAVE PEE? SEA ANEMONES. ANEMONES IS A HOMONYM WITH ENEMY AND CEOS ARE THE…

Why don’t they look?

Nothing brings people of all races together like ignoring MLS.

When the hell did Jalopnik become a political site? Every other “article” about politics. While this one is at least related to the auto industry - most of the bullshit spread out here makes it worth skipping the entire site . I come here to read/comment on CARS, not politics.....

If you lack the strength and dexterity to cut through an avocado skin, I seriously doubt you’re going to be able to open this packaging.

“You think that’s bad—you should see my videos of the things they say at practice”