Asked for comment, Schroder’s mother stated, “Mwah mwah wah, wah mwah wah mwaaaah.”

Indeed. Us liberals shouldn’t be giving him such gifts. Protecting speech used to be a liberal value, and we should take it up again before this whole thing bites us in the ass. Because it will.

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This type of thing ought to be praised, but of course people will find a way to bitch about it I’m sure because it’s Trump. As masturbatory and self-centered as he is portrayed to be it doesn’t really fit the narrative for him to pass on something self-congratulatory like this. The liberal media desperately wants to…

+1 Night Train To Mundo Fine

I talked to [the Knicks] afterwards, everybody’s on the same page now. They understood it right away after I explained myself to them.

#allpoetrysucks

Poetry sucks.

Mom: Okay Derrick, make sure you’re washed up before dinner.

Millionaire cry baby. You think I can use that excuse to get out of my next shift at Taco Bell? No fucking way.

Jesus Christ it’s pathetic how literally every fucking comment on the former Gawker network (especially the sports blogs) has to relate to Trump some way some how. Get some new material and for the love of God, get the fuck over it already!

But Dems were singing the same tune when it was Republicans taking the heat from the leaks. It’s self-interest across the board. (Said by a bleeding heart snowflake).

What? Most of the terror attacks that have recently occured in Western Europe and Turkey have NOT been acts of organized terror. How does this even look close to organized terror? A lone gunman opens fire in a nightclub. It is nothing like the coordinated attacks like Mumbai. All a terror attack like this takes is…

Ship fuel can’t melt steel hulls.

This is not a good article.

“Because eventually, you’re gonna be the guy being dragged off the plane. And that man by the window will not help you. And then the plane will crash.”

This is the biggest Lynn-Manuel drama since Pence saw Hamilton.

Yes, Mkhitaryan was offside. I don’t care, though, because..... 

Yeah this headline is weird; Arizona did indeed win after Hauschka missed the XP, but that just meant that Seattle lost 34-31 instead of 34-32.