No, no one gives a fuck about someone they've never heard of in a sport they don't care about. If the world's greatest cricket player (not even sure if that's what they're called) committed mass murder, no one would care about that either. Deadspin isn't a repository for everything that happens in global sport of…

Women are like children. They cannot be held accountable for their actions. They are delicate and should be protected and kept out of prison. They cannot even tell the difference between right and wrong anyway.

"So "marriage" is the new term for kidnapping, imprisonment and sexual assault?"

I'm sorry but 3% of 30 x $50,000 is not $1.4 million. At $50k average over 30 years, you're barely even going to gross $1.4 million. Anderson should check her math.

get this right..... the royals were very very very nice to me when they approached me. They told me the owner was very very upset. The conversation was great but then denied to have occurred by royals. After I produced pictures of the event occurring. ... then they said I hated the marlins and that I only wear…

"I pay my mortgage on Simmons picks!"

"Yes, and I dove in with BOTH nostrils!"

Enjoy that flight home Dennis.

Historically, Kennedy is the one who leaves the scene of a fatal automobile accident.

Ferry: Magic, would you take a message to the rest of the blacks?

It's pointless for these to be posted at 5pm. I'm going home!! They used to be posted at 2pm, as a nice way to kill a half hour after lunch. Step it up, guys.

The NFL as a whole is going to reverse the Earth Superman-style if they keep up this record amount of backpedaling.

Did you actually read this? He's blaming the poor attendance on racist southern whites, not blacks. He is making the observation that much of the population that attends the game is black and he goes on to say that this makes southern whites uncomfortable (which he describes as "racist garbage").

Update (7:14 p.m.): Mike Florio's source says Welker had taken molly cut with amphetamines at the Kentucky Derby in May. Welker was also handing out $100 bills to random people that day.

If spending thousands of dollars each year on women who don't generate any money means you're complying with Title IX, then consider me and my family compliant.

Are you trying to be a tough-guy golf fan?

It's great to see such a well-loved club get such a well-loved player.

In defense of the Qatari government, they didn't expect the workers to still be alive.

"Want bigotry? Just water it!"