Someone gravely misinterpreted the request to "Handicap the field."

Assistant: I didn't want to bother you Mr. Morey, but I was asked to remind you that your charity ping-pong tournament is scheduled for next week. And a certain somebody is expected to defend their title this year.

So, unless he works for a temp company that staffs landscaping jobs, they're probably backpedalling.

To be fair, it was a Trader Joe's.

Don't mind me. I'll just be over here, keeping my buzzfeed jokes to myself.

Twitter: [blows up over dumb controversy]

Do any of y'all know whether it's possible to make $6745 per week working from home and using nothing but google?

Sure we all think this is neat but the higher ups at SCE are scoffing at the programmer who did this for breaking the unwritten coding conventions

And at the end of that summer, we all went our separate ways. I used to see Tyrese and Johnny in the hallways, but by the close of our freshman year, they were just two more faces in the crowd. I heard that Tyrese got married and has a couple of kids. He drinks a lot these days, and finds work doing odd jobs around…

You're only writing this because Walsh stole your girlfriend.

"We spare no expense."

Why'd the guy give it away? There's still plenty of meat on that ball. Now you take it home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato...Baby you got a stew going!

You missed one:

Oh sure. But when J.J. Redick exercises the same option, he's a pariah.

The officiating in this game was awful - might as well had the refs take their stripes off and put on Kings jerseys. The third Kings goal was obviously interference. It is such a farce.