We all know exactly how it will go at this point.

Were they supposed to give her a full-time bodyguard because someone was threatening to post pictures of her? Or just throw the scary black man in jail?

A white man criticizing black women just cannot be right.

Sounds like a real concern; you wouldn’t want him taking shots away from... uh... those other guys on the team.

They’re not naming the team after you, Drew, and stop hiding behind burners.

At least someone remembers that the real villain here is the guy who was associated with human trafficking by every major media outlet and had the temerity to challenge overzealous cops and prosecutors.

Don’t forget Aleksander Barkov scorching his own team’s fanbase:  

Well, you must feel pretty stupid after the blockbuster Jacob Trouba trade that is now dominating the news.

As long as advertisers are still allowed to feature buffoonish, incompetent white guys in most of their ads, it’s fine. 

At least the Rangers still have a chance to give Panarin a massive deal, watch him fall apart completely, then buy him out in a few years.

If there’s one thing the Yankees lineup was missing, it’s a righty power hitter who can’t play defense.

If embarrassing yourself was really what mattered, the Knicks would have a lot more success with free agents.

I’m still not sure how this video didn’t promote a single cryptocurrency.

Somebody wins the championship every year, and it is always a result of good luck and risky decisions that worked out.

Did you really write this whole thing just to refute something someone on sports talk radio said?

Yeah, I dunno why they thought trying to contain a nuclear disaster was more compelling than giving directions to bus drivers. Probably misogyny.

Poor Romeo Crennel probably thought that would be the worst, most uncomfortable conversation he would ever have with one of his players.

Do you think they really have data showing that people like him? I assume most people don’t notice or care who is doing color commentary.

Seeing the Thai women get pounded like this really takes me back to the time I visited Patpong Road.

Maybe it was just pure coincidence that he immediately injured himself in a way typical of people playing with the specific injury he had.