The good news is that they don’t have to make a commitment to him for next year because he has a $31.5 million player option.

I dunno; a lot of other restaurants seem to have figured it out.

Seamless doesn’t make these menus up themselves. And this is not even remotely the right way to deal with getting an order for something you don’t have.

It is impossible to demonstrate that they didn’t say something. I don’t know why they couldn’t at least write it on the receipt. Most restaurants will call you if they don’t have something, but that may not be feasible for a busy fast food place.

Rending, not rendering. Unless he is going to paint pictures of them or something.

Was the guy actually offside though? 

The question was more like, “you didn’t have to play Naomi Osaka or Serena and you still lost; doesn’t that suck even more?”

He either didn’t think they had time to turn the double play or thought there were no outs, and didn’t expect the catcher to back up first with a runner on third.

There’s been surprisingly little buzz about them.

At least Dolezal put some real effort into it. Warren just passively lied until she had tenure at Harvard.

The missed opportunity was a chance to complain about gender discrimination (in a race where three women are beating her)? Maybe she can stake out a position as the candidate of underachieving women who blame misogyny for their lack of success.

I like to imagine that Kobe did make the request, and that some terrified assistant of Pelinka’s managed to find an actor to pretend to be Heath Ledger, and that he managed to inspire Kobe to score 61 points, which he did in his first game at MSG after the movie came out.

If the usually-effective combination of ignorance, stupidity and violence isn’t helping, what possibly could?

There’s living below your means, and there’s living like you’re serving time for a felony. Few people can just move to a significantly cheaper area without taking a pay cut.

Wearing the same thing every day and eating what can barely be called food sounds like prison.

How rigorous do you think the vetting process for hiring delivery people usually is? What exactly is it that you think they should be doing that would prevent this?

The good news is that it looks like there are plenty of people looking to double down on identity politics and forget about this silly economic nonsense.

The NHL offsides review is the worst replay review, until we start getting pass interference reviews.

Can’t a nigga get a lap dance?

They did disclose it, in a press release, and it’s really difficult to understand what you think the relevance is if he didn’t know any of the people mentioned. Presumably the students in the story (sophomores in 2010) were a year ahead of him.