She is going to testify. This is mostly for dramatic effect. There’s zero possibility that she’s prosecuted for perjury even if she’s making the entire thing up.

He would just testify that he has no recollection of this happening, which would be plausible even if it did happen because it was 36 years ago and he was allegedly very drunk at the time.

I was on this plan and tried to cancel but B’arathdlu is still charging my card every month.

He’s already spent three days testifying; what else are they supposed to wait for at this point?

He’s been through multiple FBI background checks already.

How can it be meaningful? There’s literally no other evidence but her own claim. The FBI doesn’t investigate sexual assault allegations from 36 years ago. She could have gone to the authorities anytime in the last three decades if that was what she wanted.

I have a strong feeling everyone will believe or not believe the next claim in accordance with their own political biases anyway.

An insane rush after a mere 36 years!

What sense does that make? Why didn’t she go to the FBI in the first case? How or why is anyone going to investigate a claim from 36 years ago?

I guess that could be true, but I dunno how many people go to the polls in a primary election and vote for someone they’ve never even heard of. And if that is your approach, I’m not sure her name would be a turnoff.

The important takeaway here is that Bobby clearly has absolutely no idea who Andrea Bocelli is.

If I were allowed to eat whatever I wanted I would have trouble not hitting 5000 calories before dinner.

I am confused about what rule they are supposed to be breaking here. Can you not waive a guy who is injured? I assume the team acquiring him can waive the requirement that he be able to play, because players are sometimes traded while injured (the guy Cleveland is sending back is injured).

I had no idea I was eating at such an elite level all these years.

I could maybe accept that he drank two fifths, which is a liter and a half, over the course of a day.

Ok, but you’re not suggesting we shouldn’t make up new rules every time a good QB gets injured, right? Because that would be crazy.

The real mystery is how an empty box can be full of tubes and wires.

So a bunch of people with no access or any particular insight are producing the kind of low-quality posts that they already made for free, but getting paid small amounts of money for them? And getting way more exposure than their personal blogs ever would? 

The article buries this, but her “dependency” was on heroin. 

Did you read the part of the article where it said that heroin was found in her system?