What atrocities are they fleeing? There’s no genocide. There’s no persecution. Their countries are just kind of shitty.

On the downside, it seems like the people we’ve got looking at this are incompetent.

I’m still amazed that white people convinced Latinos that their language was misogynist.

Maybe the Astros can sign him and teach him to throw spitballs like the rest of the rotation.

Monday Morning QB replaced with DOOR FLIES OPEN

Can’t they just replace him with a millennial snarkblogger? They don’t cost much and nobody ever tires of them.

“TAKE THAT FOR DATA” wasn’t quite on the level of “THEY ARE WHO WE THOUGHT THEY WERE” but for a rookie head coach it wasn’t bad.

Since when do “consistent assertions” count for more than science?

What corruption? This is not someone who has been falsely accused or given a wildly disproportionate sentence. It’s insane that he’s turned into some kind of hero.

The punishment doesn’t fit which crime? He had multiple gun, drug dealing and assault charges.

They very probably just made that shit up. They also claimed at one point that she was under investigation by the FBI which was not true.

“More than 150 women have been prosecuted since the ban took effect in 1998”

They mention only 150 women being prosecuted since 1998, so even if the law is really that extreme, it sounds like it’s almost never being enforced.

I think we can find a better role model than a guy who was maybe slightly over punished for his various assault, firearm and drug dealing charges. I don’t get why this guy became a Cause.

This is very clearly about Doc. You can practically hear his voice as you read this.

Did other people really not immediately recognize that he was talking about Doc Emrick?

And China did that why?

Are you seriously suggesting that Kim Jong-un deserves this more than Trump?

Obama’s award was legitimately ridiculous, though.

Yeah, no way to downplay it following the revelation that he may have attempted TWO kisses over half a century.