My God, for years people watched this man on the news with no idea that he was a serial kiss attempter.

They probably aren’t eligible, but that’s not even what is happening here.

I am given to understand that every problem is the fault of America generally, white Americans more specifically and Donald Trump in particular.

These are not refugees. Their only basis for seeking asylum is that their countries are shitty. This an annual political stunt organized by a US group opposed to immigration laws generally. It’s just that nobody really paid attention until now.

I have never watched this show, but I assume the only reason A-Rod isn’t here is that he’s already done it, right? Because there’s no way A-Rod would not do this.

Maybe the problem is that it wasn’t the women’s volleyball team.

Maybe he didn’t think Rosen’s girlfriend was attractive and it led him to question Josh’s eyesight.

It’s not even like these were high-quality forgeries of his actual works. It was just random crap with his name on it.

On the other hand, this creates a great opportunity for academics to explain whether we should care and why.

America is definitely lagging behind when it comes to putting men in prison.

One school finally puts diversity above winning and they’re pilloried for it.

The Chamber of Commerce is not the Department of Commerce.

He’s faced 10 current MLB managers (Servais didn’t record an official plate appearance because Bartolo threw the first pitch over his head and got tossed).

The Leafs were temporarily relieved not to be most blatant frauds in the NHL.

*picks up piece of shrapnel*

This is all just a cover to hide the fact that they know the NHL playoffs have been rigged again.

There are actually a lot of people actively conspiring to get him thrown out of his home.

It’s been over 16 years since Bledsoe has been surpassed by an injury replacement like this in Boston.

Taggert wants him to stay out of trouble so his advice is to hang out with FSU football players?

It’s Mooch. I thought everyone could see that.