They probably placed the order when they were stoned and starving and are trying to play it off as a mistake.

You may be inclined to think that skeleton replicates a lot of the danger and absurdity, but consider that speed skiers are going TWICE as fast.

I’m not 100% sure about this, but I don’t think those guys are on the Yankees.

Are we absolutely sure the letter wasn’t written by trolls? Because it is batshit and reads like something out of conservative dystopian fiction. 

I look forward to learning, probably years from now, what the fuck was actually going on with this.

Hey, it’s pretty encouraging when you consider that he’s re-learning how to shoot a basketball.

So the concern is that on a hypothetical line that will never be built, a train that will never exist would have awkward logistical conflicts with another train? I don’t think that cracks the top 100 problems with the NYC subway.

I have to admit that this woman is making a very strong case that she needs all the emotional support she can get.

I think the Knicks front office was just bored and depressed that there was no way to offload Noah so they just wanted to do something to make them feel alive.

Stop pretending this is a real person, it’s not funny anymore.

There’s still more than an hour till the deadline.

Holy shit, Joe Johnson is still in the league!

It may be worth disclosing the fact that Hogan later went on to sue Gawker into oblivion.

They are in Florida. Maybe she is just tired of this kid.

On the other hand, ESPN has apparently learned that Pensacola has ditched Florida for California.

Finally the offseason transaction everyone has been waiting for.

Maybe the Colts will try to hire Schiano to get back at New England only to realize later that was the Pats’ plan all along.

I get not wanting to dick over the assistants who were hired, but I can’t imagine requiring a new coach to keep them is going to help a lot in their search.

It really doesn’t seem like this is anything more than players/agents refusing to accept the fact that teams aren’t willing to overpay players entering their 30s anymore.