The bigger mystery is how the Niners got Butler’s truck.

At some point I think he decided it was more embarrassing and difficult to explain bringing him in than leaving him on the bench.

The most amazing and unbelievable part of this is that Belichick may have been telling the truth.

It’s actually the raw flour in the dough and not the eggs that is dangerous.

It’s the Knicks, so probably collide with Kristaps in a way that leaves them both horribly injured, and then the Knicks will trade a first rounder just to get rid of Noah because fuck this team.

This still isn’t the most notable instance of someone failing to account for Malcolm Butler during the Super Bowl.

Yeah, this like going to a moot court competition and writing about how appellate litigation goes down.

This also leaves out the fun PR battles where you leak real or fake details to the press and try to manipulate the coverage to your advantage.

It wouldn’t surprise me if teams were reluctant to make long-term offers and agents were telling players to hold out in the hopes that someone caves. It might be that they’re not appreciating the fundamental shift in front office views, or it may just take longer for somebody to decide to roll the dice and give…

Do they really believe there’s collusion, or are they just upset that there’s been a sea change in the way teams value players? It would be interesting to know whether these guys are not getting offers or if their agents are just advising them to hold out for more.

This is an incredibly dumb insult to use on John Wilson *IV*.

There is no way the Browns would sign Cousins AND use one of the top 4 picks on a QB. If they sign him, they will trade down or draft non-QBs. They’re not going to give Cousins ~$100 million in guaranteed money to be a placeholder for a couple years.

No, he’s saying the state anti-boycott laws will be upheld the way the federal ones have been. He may or may not be right, but people seem not to understand what he’s referring to.

There are federal anti-boycott laws, which is presumably what he was talking about.

You gotta say, the Nazis had very little respect for national borders.

Right; the guy should have been deported more than 15 years ago. This is one of the basic problems with our immigration policy: lackadaisical enforcement has resulted in a lot of people living here for years even though they should never have been allowed to enter the country and/or should have been deported years…

I guess it’s fair to say that he’s lived here “without incident” as long as you ignore, you know, all the mortgage fraud he was convicted of.

Why even let municipalities set their own tax policies at all? They are just going to do dumb things.

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The current acceptable view is that domestic violence, even an allegation of domestic violence, regardless of its credibility, needs to be swiftly and harshly punished. Penalizing other criminal behavior is proof that owners are racist and see players as their property.